i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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