covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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