I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Randomize
