I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
And then he peed in my hair
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