People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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