She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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