I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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