you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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