I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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