Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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