have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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