She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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