he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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