She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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