Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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