I can text with my tongue
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
there is glitter all over my balls
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