I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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