well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
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