Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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