The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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