Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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