How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
