I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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