so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Sorry about my life...
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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