HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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