what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
