Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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