Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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