So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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