I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Just pee around me
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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