do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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