just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
did i walk over a car last night?
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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