So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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