Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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