it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
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