Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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