Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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