he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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