i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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