there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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