i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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