If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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