You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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