You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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