I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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