He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
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