Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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