thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
They took my balls.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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