Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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