Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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