That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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